It’s as easy as falling off a boat.
#1
Jump in
Instant relief.
(And it’s free.)
#2
Stay hydrated
You’ll do better with water in your system.
(Unless you’re a Volkswagen.)
#3
Stay in the shade
You’ll do better if you’re not in the direct sun.
(Unless you’re a lizard.)
#4
Wear sunscreen
Burned skin radiates heat.
(And hurts.)
#5
Wear a hat
Portable shade.
#6
Say “yes” to the boat slide
More than once.
(Trust us.)
#7
Wear a bandana
(and keep it wet)
A wet bandana around your neck is like a wet bandana around your neck.
(Plus: Katherine Hepburn style!)
#8
Wear a cotton shirt
(and keep it wet)
Wearing a wet shirt is like artificially perspiring.
(Plus: JT style!)
#9
Get in a waterfight
We have a love-hate relationship with those Stream-Machine things.
(But it’s mostly love when it’s mostly hot.)
#10
Wear sunglasses
There are two kinds of cool.
(And it’s uncool to lose your sunglasses, so: Chums.)
#11
Jump in again
There’s no limit.
(And it’s always free.)